I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again.
It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.
I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)-
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
I just misread “Space Jam” as “Space Ham”
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
u don’t like my blog well dats a
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
Is this supposed to be art
''I want to see you right now...''
I’m so fucking tired of people treating cosplayers like trash simply because they buy their outfits because they can’t/don’t have the resources to make them. If they want to buy a fucking cosplay then let them and don’t hate on them because they do so. Don’t act like you’re superior to them because you made yours. Jesus fucking christ why do I even have to say this. It’s ridiculous.
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself